‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza
“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it
the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza
the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table
“it’s a deep dish!”
what the hell is wrong with this website
We like pizza and not babies.
It’s been almost 2 years since friday by rebecca black can you believe it
having to watch your friends be friends with people you hate
those kids who were born so close to christmas that they get fucked over into a combo present
I was born on the 24th and I have never gotten a combo present ever from a family member.
did u know if you say “pizza” three times in a row facing the mirror and turn out the lights when u turn them back on tumblr user pizza will be in the mirror starin at u ready to beat yo ass
its proven by science have a look 4 yoself
“pizza pizza pizza”
*turn out lights*
*turn on lights*
see, science bitch